I am SO looking forward to this conference. I've already begun packing...

Shorts - check
T-Shirts - check
Toothbrush - check
Toothpaste - check
Shoes - check
Socks - check
Cavity search lubricant - check (I had a misunderstanding with airport security a couple of year ago and have received "special attention" ever since, yet another one of JHAP's adventures. By the way my wife was not particularily amused by this adventure but on the plus side I no longer have to pay for a colonscopy and I think I'm better prepared for any potential prison stint).
Swimtrunks - check
Deodorant - check
Cologne - check
Sunglasses - check
GSA spy gear - check

Yep I think I'm ready.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)