While performing his bullhead-eradication duties, Mr. Lusk (or Luskie to his closest friends) discovers that the newly stocked hotel pond also contains Green Sunfish. A great debate ensues as to how the GSF actually got into to the hotel pond, were they carried by birds? House cats?

Upon becoming aware of the presence of the mighty GSF, the GSA builds a combination shrine/nightclub adjacent to the hotel pond. This shine/nightclub quickly becomes the "in" spot to be. The "Studio 54" of the new millenium. Celebrity sighting are rampant. Santa and Tom Cruise are regulars. The bright lights, disco ball and the sound of the Village People blaring out of the 8 track player brings them out in droves.

And then it happened...

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)