Jeff:
What kind of penance/self flagellation would I have to perform to become a GSA member and get removed from your death ray target list?
Admitting that you were wrong about the almighty GSF and taking the pledge would be a good start. Although admittedly, Yolk's suggestion is being considered....
I'm expecting he'll require the removal [without anesthesia] of the two superfluous pectoral accoutrements which your greenies find so attractive, with supporting video documentation, to even consider sparing you.