I want to say we've seen this before, but it's great to see again. Unfortunately, this is what used to happen at my pond before my wife and I had kids. Someone was always getting all wasted and sucking face with a bullhead. Not me ever, personally, but other upstanding citizens who will remain unnamed.

Where's Rad, and our other friend from the Orient?

You don't have to name the East Coast drunks. We all know who they are.

HEY, NOW!!!

And then there are un-named individuals who took their aggression out on the poor bullheads rather than kissing them. At least nobody tried to kiss the snapping turtle in Sunil's outhouse.

That turtle looked too crappy, even wasted.

someone had to say it....

That was a totally spontaneous and, frankly, overblown, act of comity and bonding with our brother Sunil, who has at his very core a deep and abiding hatred for bullheads. There was no aggression involved whatsoever in the harming of those fish! You want to talk about aggression? How about the chap that cut their bodies off of their skeletons, battered them, dropped them in boiling oil and then made others eat them???? Now that was some serious aggression!!!

The turtle was crappy. It was Sunil who was wasted!

Hey Man! I just had to use the bathroom really bad that morning. Not possible with our friend, Snappy, in the john.

Possible, just not convenient!